Hi. I am an Igneous rock. I was formed when Lava cooled on the earth's surface.
It is raining. This means I will turn into sediment in the river.
I am now being piled up together with other sediment to form a sedimentary rock. I must wait couple thousand years for this... Yay.
there was an earthquake not to long ago, so I am now in the earth's mantle. This means I will melt into another rock, form a new one, and die in the process. It has already begun. I do believe I am on fire... Yay.