This is a story of a small pathetic kid named Russia.
Russia was a strange boy. He was the only kid to play serfdom.
I don't have friends
While the rest of the kids were learning to be strong industries.
I want to be industrious.
One day, Russia got in a fight with France and Great Britain, which the school called it the crimean war. They argued because France and Great Britain wouldn't let Russia get more friends, thinking he would get too popular. But, Russia lost in the end.
CASH ME OUTSIDE... HOW BOH DAH!
The principle, Alexander II was angry with Russia, so he stopped letting Russia play serfdom. But, people got upset and just killed the principle for his actions.
After the fight, the school set up a school club called the Zemstvo to make sure local playground activities were in order. To keep the playground running.
Have the slides caused burns?
Later that day, students in the school protested about having too much homework. But then Russia's dad Nicholas II began roasting people. Becoming bloody sunday.