Oh NO, dear me I have ran out of sugar. I shall go and ask my neighbors for some.
He's not smart of a pig
I shall not!
Can't just leave some good pork out. And I still don't have my sugar. I'll go to my next neighbor.
Once upon a time,I was making a cake for my dear old granny, and I had ran out of sugar. So, I went to my neighbor's house. I had this terrible sneezing cold.
Go away wolf. I am shaving the hair on my chin,
Little pig, may I come in?
Now, this neighbor was a pig. I asked "Little pig little pig, can I come in?" He said " I shall not." Then I sneezed a terrible sneeze, and you won't believe it, but his house actually FELL DOWN.
There was the pig, dead as a doornail. Now, I couldn't just leave some good pork out. So, I ate it up.
So, I went to my other neighbor and asked him if I could come in. He shut me out, and I had felt a sneeze coming out. I tried to stop it, but too late. I sneezed a great sneeze, and the house FELL DOWN AGAIN!
Then, again, there was the second pig, dead as a doornail. I at it up, well because I was hungry, and it made my cold a bit better. I STILL didn't have my sugar, so I went to the third little pig's house.
I went to the third little pigs house, and asked for a CUP of sugar. DO you know what that rude little porker said? He INSULTED my GRANNY, adn when somebody does that, I can get a bit crazy. Of course when the cops drove up, I was still trying to break open this pigs door. I was arrested. THE END.