This is a story about a shogun and his kin talking about stuff.
I thought he was out practicing Buddhism. Anyway, I need some money or that flying cash so I can get fast ripening rice. I guess that's why its cheap. Still need money though.
Everyone! The Shogun of the Song Dynasty! Best Shogun since Li Yuan from the Tang Dynasty!
I'm very sorry shogun, I needed money so I could buy rice from the Yakuyoke Rest Stop. Also the wood block letters are hard to read.
Hello everyone! Jo Mong, what in the compasses are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be studying for your Civil Service Exam? You need to be in the Scholar Gentry!
No matter, Japan needs to pay their tribute! They have not responded to my letters in three weeks. Either we invade or I'll fire my messenger.
It won't, yes, and no, thank you very much.
What if they revolt like An Lushan did with the last dynasty? Also the equal field system didn't really work out for us back then. Should we still be using it. Also my foot bindings hurt. Can I take them off please?
I feel as though I should look into Zen Buddhism. It's been around for a long time but I think I should think about it.
I'm a Neo-Confucianist, it is pretty neat to believe.
I will be there swiftly. As for you all, I shall depart and wish you farewell.
Sir, we have arrested a man who broke much of our porcelain.
I guess I'll go back to studying for my exam.
I'm going to go back to reading my new book The Tale of Gengi.