I swear to you, I'll have that foolish old man out of here soon. I love y-..
Okay, my love.
I'm headed out, you two behave yourselves.
What seems to be the problem my friend?
There will be another Noah's Arc size flood and everyone will drown!
I must fill three buckets with crucial supplies and then tie them to the raptors in the attic
In this town, everyone LOVES Alice, however she's married to some old carpenter, whom she doesn't love. Nick is one of many lovers that Alice has, but Nick is in love with Alice and Alice loves Nick back.
Why the hell would you do this to me?
Nicholas will devise a plan to make Oswald think that there would be another flood much like Noah's in the Bible.
WATER!.. WATER!!!!!! WATER!!
After being told what to do, Oswald takes off and gets all the needed supplies ready for the flood.
I was fooled, can't you see?
What in God's name is going on?!?
While Oswald is busy, Nicholas gets busy with Alice. But then another one of Alice's lovers approach the window and rather than coming to the window for a kiss, she sticks her but and greets him with a noisy fart right on his lips.
Later that day, Alice's other lover, Absolon, comes back with a burning brand and gets his revenge by burning a brand on the next butt that comes out the window which was Nicholas'.
Hearing Nick's screams of water, Oswald quickly cuts the ropes that had the supplies in them and they thud to the ground. He then runs outside to meet humiliation from the whole town. The only one left unscathed is Alice.