Listen Snicket, we're are changing plans, time is ticking.
Im starting to regret this
Beginning of the Adventure
Don't worry ma'am, we'll get it back to you
This is Lemony Snicket. He just graduated a mysterious spy program. Now he's about to undergo training from a chaperone. He was just given a note to escape through the back to meet his Chaperone.
Road of Trials and Experience with unconditional love
This is S. Theodora Markson though she claims to be excellent at her job, she is the worst out of all 52 other chaperones. Worst of all, she is the most strict in Snicket's opinion. He regrets going through with this choice and begins to wonder how life would be like if he didn't go.
About an Hour or two has passed by, and Snicket and Theodora arrive at a place called Stained' by the Sea where their client, Mrs. Sallis reports about how her priceless statue has been stolen.
The Refusal of the return
Throughout the story, Lemony Snicket and his friend Moxie are fooled repeatedy by a guy named Hangfire who is after the statue and able to imitate voices to distract them from finding the statue before he does.
About a week after, Moxie and Lemony find out that the Statue was in the Stained' Lighthouse. Snicket informs Theodora and later that evening, they sneak in and take the statue. Little did they know that they were being watched by a cunning woman named Ellington.
The next morning, a woman named Ellington Feint took the statue and replaced it with coffee because she thinks in exchange for the statue, Hangfire will show her where her missing father is.