You're under arrest for grand theft auto and what you say will be held against you in a court of law.
Why did I think stealing was a good idea??
We will get your finger prints, and pictures to put you in the system.
The jury and I have seen enough evidence to charge you with the crime you have committed. Your bail is set at $100,000.
I didnt't steal that ladies car!!!!
Order in the court! The evidence we have found is your fingerprints on the door handle, hair particles in the car, we pulled you over in the car, and your wallet in the car. That's enough evidence to put you away. The jury has reached the verdict.
The jury and I have decided to sentence you for 5 years.