There once lived a boy named Siddhartha Gautama in India...
I am an astrologist to tell your son's future. Your son will become one of two things: a leader like his father or poor. In order to avoid him being poor, you must keep him away from sickness, aging, poverty, and death.
We'll have to keep him locked up...
I am now married with kids and still locked up in the castle.
I'm going to go out into the real world and see what I can do to help the poor.
After long meditation and thought, I concluded that the never-ending human need for things is the cause of suffering. The only way is to achieve moksha. I have become Enlightened. I call this Buddhism!