We think the Porktavo is trying to warn us of iminent danger!
Does anybody know why the Porktavo is so exited lately?
Upon the mighty back of the Panache are four pillars of stone which hold the Panache-world.
We shall now look a little closer... specifically to the magic wolfivursity. The archancellor and master of the wolfivursity is the grand (and quite silly) Armand Quang Tu Tomoki Kobayashi-Nguyen!Who happens to have tripped down the long, winding staircase.
The Porktavo is the most powerful and magical spell book on the Panache-world. The wizards are anxious because the Porktavo has been trying to break off it's chains and is seemingly very excited.
The Porktavo has warned us that a giant piece of meat will come into sniffing range of the Panche meaning that we will be flung off the Panache-world!
Let us not forget the castle where the two Alpha females rule the Panache-world in peace and prosperity.
To get around faster, the Alpha females use their dragons! These have a very large peice of land reserved for them to sleep, eat, and exercise.
The Archancellor and master of the magic wolfivursity has come to warn the Alpha females about the Porktavo.