One time, A little girl named Steve convinced her parents to get a hamster. The hamster was cute, brown, fluffy, and hated the girl with every bone in his miniscule body.
someday I'm going to get rid of this stupid hairless ape.
One day, the pale little girl named Steve brought her new hamster to her friends house, and let the hamster walk around the room. This was the hamsters plan all along. He rubbed his little hands together and sprinted out the door. The girl laughed rather than cried and called an assassin to kill this creature who thought they could escape the wrath of Steve.
finally! I'm fr-
The hamster thought he was free at last, then he saw the huge foot with a blade attached to the heel come down at him. "well, its better than living with that girl", he said. Then, the world went black.