Hatz with the exam coming up we really need some review!! help us out
Don't worry my chicken salads, I have a review like none you've ever seen. hop on the bus ladies, it's time to review our history classes.
Where are we Ms.Hatz?
You're in our Crusade. from 1096-1099 we will be making our way to Jerusalem to take back the holy land. In the process, some peasants will have their own crusade and the both of us will kill thousands of Jews and Muslims on the way. Gotta get back to it!
and we've made it to our first stop my chicken salads
I think it's time to go miss
Make way Peasants Crusade coming through, me, Peter the Hermit, Walter the penniless, and a bunch of other peasants are on our way to Jerusalem. Though we’ll probably never make it we’ll just go and kill a bunch of jews instead to get rid of our anger. Probably around a couple thousands. Any Jews here?
Yup, that's our cue
Oh ya once they reach Jerusalem they’ll hold the city for over 100 years and destroy relics, dig up anything of value and stink up the place for over 5 years!
Well I gotta run, angry mob after me. Good luck on your exam!