Once upon a time, in a land called Wonderlust, England where the grasses were always green and the flowers bloomed year round. A 15 year old named Kayak Ahlsand falls in love with a boy named Crater Smiff. Unfortunately, another young woman named Carmen Lornwell was also in love with Crater. Carmen and Crater had been childhood friends, and usually exchanged letters to each other every morning.
One day, Kayak was beginning to notice and beginning to envy Carmen.
So therefore, she began to plot revenge on Carmen for acting as such. She decided on the 3rd day of every week she’d put spoiled goat milk and a dead rat on Carmens doorstep wrapped perfectly with a bow