Hullo I can't pay taxes so I shoot stuff and yell at people because and money and my name is Shay because so it is Shay's rebellion and now delegatories are locked in a room in Pennsylvania and won't explain why.
Can someone take notes please? How about you James Madison?
Say, I have a great idea involving the Articles of Confederation and a raging fire.
secrecy is good so we don't upset the general public,
Articles of Confederation
Don't let this new idea take away state rights!
Burn them! Make it better!
I want a strong government to protect the people!
How do we divide the voting rights and government?
Be quiet! The public will hear us!
The Virginia plan is terrible! It gives the big states all the power!
How about this: they both suck!
Oh so you're so smart. Well, what would you do?
So you'd rather take that awful New Jersey plan!?!
But what do we do about slaves?
I want cake.
I like Roger Sherman's new plan!
Let's just make the constitution!
I cannot foresee any problems with this new paper of law-ism.
I hereby Announce the existence of the constitution