"Let's go to the saloon to have us a hog-killin' time!"
"Come on snake, let's rattle!"
Dirty Dan and Boone were said to be biddable citizens of the town of Poker Flats- when sober.
"Maybe there is a damsel nearby."
"How about a good time?"
Dirty Dan and Boone enter the saloon and have a grand ole' time, getting drunk. When their glasses emptied, the bar dog reimbursed the mugs with another round. Across the bar was a well-known drunk, Uncle Billy.
"Are you a couple of totties?"
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In their drunken rage, Dirty Dan and Boone took Uncle Billies glazed over stare as a malevolent glare, and used it as an invitation to fight.
"Look at his tombstones!"
After being admonished by the bar dog, Dirty Dan and Boone wondered through the streets of Poker Flats, endeavoring on a quest to find some fun ;)
Nearby they ran into two Calico Queens, Mother Shipton and the Duchess, and began to shout drunken slurs to them.
Immediately repulsed by their appearance and rude demeanor, Mother Shipton and the Duchess immediately debarred their attempts on a long night.