Cabinet roast off
Updated: 11/13/2020
Cabinet roast off

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  • OHHH!
  • Alexander, I would make fun of your life but it seems life beat me to it!
  • Well Thomas, I may not me perfect but at least I'm not an uncultured swine like you.
  • Welcome to the first ever Cabinet Roast Off! Jefferson vs Hamilton!
  • OHHHH!
  • I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you! Plus I couldn't insult you more, guess you can't beat mother nature in that game!
  • Now Alexander there's no use in insulting me, we all know I'm going to win anyway.
  • Alexander I would slap you but that would be animal abuse! You have to many words in your mouth all the time!
  • Yet the only word I keep hearing in your mouth is my name. Guess you just love to talk about me. Too bad it's over and I won!
  • Congratulations Hamilton! It was close though!