(Mother, not visible) : Bye Matthew! I'll be right back after I run some errands.
He's ingested some of the laundry detergent!
It looks like Matthew's throat, lips and tongue are swollen. I believe he is experiencing gastrointestinal distress and may begin to vomit soon.
I know I should call my local Poison Control center. I they direct me to induce vomiting, I should. I must also monitor blood pressure, breathing and pulse - but most importantly, keep cleaning supplies out of reach of Matthew!