Citizens It is I Normal Man, I am here to help lower taxes.
And build post offices and create more reasonable routes.
And one more thing make laws that benefit the people
and provide you safety, from copyrights and patents.
Stop citizen, copyrighting is illegal put down the pencil
Awe darn I have been caught by the amazing Noamral Man dang, I thought I would be safe.
Don't stress worried citizen I will call a meeting with my fellow congress members and we will discuss cutting taxes to accommodate all citizens.
Oh my these taxes are killing me, I have little to no money to pay for groceries this month.
Did I hear the word help well no fear, I am here I will help you citizen by creating new laws to help you be able to get your teeth fixed, we are working on changing the world, one law at a time.
Stupid insurance, I can't even pay to get my teeth done because of my insurance company and these stupid laws about everything we need some help
No fear, Normal Man is here, don't stress I will build more post offices with these mighty muscles I have, and I will drawl out a new route for you to follow so that you don't pass the same house five times.
Darn we don't have enough post offices to process all this mail, plus the routes are terrible sometimes we pass the same house like five times.
I will always be here for the citizens, to save them from being copyrighted and making pst offices and routes better, and lowering taxes so that so many others can benefit, when they need me they call me by my name NORMAL MAN!!!