Hi my name is Elk,right now i'm away from hunters,I do not want to get eaten.
I just wanted to play fortnite,but some hunter broke into my house trying to kill me!
Its March 18,2006,I tried running away from them,so I went to my friends house , his name is Bison.He helped me hide out for a while till the next morning.
I wanted to be in a zoo,but i got kicked out because of my behavior.I would have lots of friends there but no one really liked me.
They weren't coming after me until I broke into their tent and stole their dancing elmo toy.
So one of the hunters is Mika but he is a secret agent.Actually Mika is a huge loser he has no life and smells like dead fish,wait or is that Micah.Then I found out Micah is a sore loser that lives in a garbage