As your rulers we're creating a new act called the Stamp Act. The Stamp Act will tax you on almost all printed materials.
We're over here working extremely hard to get money to buy newspapers, and our king feels he has the right to snatch that money and use it in ways that don't even benefit us
We're working our hardest to make money to buy printed materials and the king snatches that money from us
Hey maybe we should try and boycott
I'm afraid the colonists are going to boycott this act so I'm gonna introduce a new law. The Sugar Act will lower the tax on the molasses the you people import, but we'll give strict punishment for smuggling.
Alright I'll thank you for lowering the tax on the molasses but you CAN'T be extremely strict on smuggling rules. We need to sometimes smuggle due to the idiotic laws you people pass!