I'm sorry dear, but you are only 14 and can't sneak around with my son.
Omg this old hag is so annoying.
Mom you're so embarrassing!
Let's get you home!
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a Queen and her son-Prince Ferdinand. The Prince started dating this bratty girl named Snow White.
One day, Snow White tried to be sneaky and snuck into the castle to see Prince Ferdinand.
The Queen did the responsible thing and sent the young teenage girl to go home to her parents. For protection in the woods, a huntsman was sent with the Snow White on her journey home.
Snow White, being an upset defiant teenager, ran away from the huntsman and stayed with 7 criminals who had been hiding in the woods. Concerned, the Queen went to check on Snow White and even brought apples to eat.
Just as Snow White went to take a bite of an apple, she dramatically collapsed out of nowhere! The Queen hurried back through the woods to go to the castle and get help.
When the Queen returned, she found that Snow White had faked the whole thing and run away with Prince Ferdinand! The Queen cried every day afterwards, for she missed her son and was quite lonely. And she lived sadly ever after.