Of course, (pooofff) Here's some cheese for you lovely little craetures
Can we please have food. We are starving and we are so close to death!
Birth: Jesus was born in Bethlehem in the time of Herod the Great. Mary gave birth to Jesus and placed him in a manger. Mary gave birth in a barn, because there was no room in the inn.
Drink my blood and eat my body
Baptism: Jesus was praying when Heaven was opened and the Holy Spirit descended on him. The spirit descended in the "bodily form" of a dove.
I love you Jesus! You've been a good boy!
Miracles: Faith healing, exorcisms, resurrection of the dead and control over nature. In the Synoptic Gospels (Mark, Matthew, and Luke), Jesus refuses to give a miraculous sign to prove his authority.
Oh My! Where is Jesus? Did someone take his body? Did he rise from the dead?
Last supper: The final meal Jesus shared with his Apostles in Jerusalem before his crucifixion. Jesus said "Drink my blood and eat my body in memory of me" (wine and bread)
Crucifixion: He was sentenced by Pontius Pilate to be scourged, and finally crucified by the Romans. After Jesus' death, one soldier pierced his side with a spear to be certain that he had died.
SUFFER! SUFFEERRRRR!! AHAHAHAHAHAH
Resurrection: After being put to death, Jesus rose again from the dead. Mary Magdalene found the tomb, that Jesus's body was placed in, had been opened and Jesus' body was gone.