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The AilenretteBased on the TV show, The Bachelorette
OK ... uh NEXT!!!
Will you be my plus to my minus because ya know, opposites attract?
Is this some sort of joke? Why are you so rude? Security get him out of here! NOW!
I don't even want to be here. Why would my mom make me come?
my love for you is like gravity on the moon... NON-EXSISTENT
Once upon a time in a far away land there was a reality tv show about four alien boys named Elasticy, Gravy, Maggy, and Fricty trying to win over an alien girl named Cathy. To win her over they will have to prove to her why she should pick one of them to marry!
My heart is like static friction. Every time I see you, my heart stops!
Ohhh stop it !!
Our first contestant is Maggy. It is safe to say this "attractive" pickup line did not meet Cathy's out of this world expectations.
Unless he blows me away, I'm picking Fricty!
Tell me something about you.
Aww that's so sweet!
I'm like a rubber band. I will stretch to whatever lengths to make you happy!
Our next contestant was Gravy, but it was very obvious that he did not want to be at the restaurant with Cathy or in the Alienrette at all. The amount of disrespect, like come on!
Haha losers! I won, in your face!!
I chose ... Air Resisty!
Who will it be?
What... He wasn't even in the competition :(
Please don't be me!
It seems like the Ailenrette is falling for Fricty! His self inspired pickup line worked on her, will it be enough for her to pick him? Is he the one that Cathy will choose?!
Our final contestant is Elasticity. Cathy was very suspicious by his sweetness but will his be enough to win her over Frickty ?Let’s see what happens...
Plot Twist!!! Cathy chose someone that is not even a contestant on the show! Cleary none of the four boys on the show didn’t meet her expectations (not even Frickty) She is going to marry Air Resisty, and Air Resisty is obviously proud of that!