Ah yes, I have an idea. The Schlieffen Plan. We will fight a two front war using trench warfare tactics were we attack France and then transport our troops to the Russian front as they will be slower to mobilize. It’s hard to execute, but could definitely work!”
We have to defend ourselves from France and Russia, what are we going to do!?
This is just an eternal bloodbath, it’s obvious that neither of us will break through each others front lines and the soldiers who have not been killed or injured up until this point should consider themselves very lucky.
We’re constantly being picked off out there in no man's land by the German machine guns. We never break through and for some reason we continue to persist with this idea of trench warfare. Our morale is low as well and everything stinks of flesh
You may think you will win this war, but you are sorely mistaken. With our naval blockade, resources won’t be able to reach you and you will starve to death and your soldiers won’t have the weapons to fight on the front lines.
You may think you’re very clever, but we have a few tricks up our sleeves. Just beware, the deadliest always strikes from the deep, you will see.
There’s bigger issues back home… Russia is more important than our allies!
We’ll get you back safely
Communists! We need help fighting the new soldiers
We just need your troops!
We’re on the home stretch! Let's starve the British, so we can get our victory
Endangering the lives of our citizens is an act of war