Welcome to the unreliable news Today we will talk about bullet force.
Bullet force has been around for ages and it is recently played by many people who have access to the internet. Weather it may be on phone or computer but sadly not the consoles… It is really hard to rank up and collect money but It is really fun at times when you are bored. If you have some free time people do recommend this game for you to play. I personally love this freaking game because It is really fun to do when you are bored. Now to the weather…
Today in Texas the weather is horrible its freaking hot as heck and it’s at melting point… we encourage people to move to Antarctica and don’t return until further notice… until next time on the news.
Well that was freaking good news bob. And now for the traffic report.
Well today in texas we are in this blizzard as you can see and its freaking cold as heck. The temperature is about -90 degrees and request that people stay at home in the heater and make lots of boiling water from the coffee pot and pour in into your pool in order to get into the pool. anyway as you can see there is a big wreck, oh no there goes another one. Anyway, awe crap another one… YALL NEED TO GET YALL CRAP TOGETHER! Anyway as you can obviously see we are in a big blizzard and lots of wrecks. I encourage you to not drive! Back to you john!
Wow that’s great dude. Anyway that’s all for today guy’s thanks for watching the unreliable news!