Tristan finds an old man of great wisdom on the seashore. Tristan begins to talk to him. Tristan said "Sir, I am deep trouble. I am in love with my uncle's wife, and she is in love with me, too. But, we can't be together or we will be in big trouble." The man said "Sir I am Terry, King of the Reform Party of England. I will help you if you help me overthrow the government of England." The two made a royal decree.
Tristan asked Terry "Do you love the government?" Terry replied "Love the government? What rebel would love the English government? The government is corrupt and doesn't believe in the things that I believe in." Tristen asked "does the government love you?" Terry replied "I don't love the government, but everyone loves me!" Tristen asked Terry "where are your origins?" Terry replied "a land far away where a mighty river flows south!"
Tristan and Terry arrived at the government England planning to overthrow the government. King Mark and his men saw the two men invading. They all chanted "fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!" (similar to how a bunch of middle schoolers would). The men of both sides drew their swords for battle.
King Mark's mighty army stabbed Tristan and Terry to death. (The blood had already dried up, and I wouldn't want to show blood anyway because I don't like seeing blood because I am a whimp).
A servant walked in and told Iseult that Tristan and Terry died. Iseult was left in her room crying.
Iseult was found dead the next morning. The cause of her death was unknown, but it was widely thought that she stabbed herself because se wanted to be in heaven with Tristan.