IF YOU'D LIVED YOUR LIFE IN THE COUNTRY AND HAD YOUR OWN PONY, AND A RUSHING RIVER AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR GARDEN. AND THEN BROUGHT HERE AND LIVE IN A BEASTLY HOLE LIKE THIS!
ALL RIGHT THEN.
LONDON IS NOT A HOLE.
… AND THEY WERE LOOKING AFTER YOUR MOTHER, WHO WAS ILL AND WAS GOING TO-GOING TO...
AND YOUR FATHER WAS AWAY IN INDIA, AND YOU CAME TO LIVE WITH YOUR AUNT AND AN UNCLE WHO IS MAD...