There once was an open, empty plain. On this open, empty plain lived two antelopes, one short and one tall.
What ever do you mean?
Ha, I'm taller than you.
That is true, and because of it you are more likely to survive to have children.
There is one three hundred kilometers southwest of here.
If you can give me the location of an extremely dangerous predatory animal I will give you an example.
HEY, EXTREMELY DANGEROUS PREDATOR 300 KILOMETERS SOUTHWEST OF US!
THERE ARE SOME ANTELOPES UP HERE THAT LOOK VERY DELICIOUS.
THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW, I'll be over in a sec.
YEAH, WHAT'S UP?
WELL, I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, BUDDY. I STILL DON"T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEANT.
ARE YOU INSANE?!
No, I just thought it would be a good example of why you would survive.
Don't worry, you'll understand any second now.
He w-wanted to let me know*hiccup* th-that because of my longer legs, I can run f-faster than him*choked up with tears* and predators that might try to harm me. It's b-because of this*Is running out of breath and breathing quickly because he is wailing so loudly* that he got crushed by a polar bear!*Begins to cry even louder, he kneels on the ground and slams his head against it*
*Is crying*I-I see now what he was*sniffle* trying to teach me.