Hi! I'm Jon Moolanee. Welcome to my extremely controversal comedy show!
Get out of my house before I get my gun!
No, you cannot stay in my house! That will only put my family in danger!
The Congress can’t make a law that goes against freedom of speech or press, the right to hold public gatherings, or the right to complain about the government without retribution.
The right for people to own weapons cannot be violated.
A soldier can’t stay at someone’s house or property without the Owner’s permission, even during war.
Mr. Green, the court has found an attorney to defend your case, you may speak with her now.
The people have the right of privacy for themself, their home, their documents unless they have a search warrant and a reason.
Hello, I am with the LAPD and I'm going to need to search your house because of a recent drug selling in the area. I have a warrant.
A person can’t be put on trial again after they’ve already been put on trial and served their time in jail, and they can’t be forced to testify against themself.
It seems, that you have commited the same crime as last time, Mrs. Green, or else we wouldn't be here because I assume you've spent your time in jail
The person can’t sit in jail for a long time, waiting for their trial, the person accused has the right to know why, the person has the right to make anyone they think will help with the case come, and if the person cannot afford an attorney to defend them, the court will provide one.