I have some acid! Want to try some? It's reaaaally cool.
No! Halt young fools! I am the Drug.. thing! I am here to stop all drugs from being consumed and abused! Acid should not be taken at such a young age! It can have serious consequences like injury or death if you abuse it!
In fact, the majority of drugs out there, when abused or used at such a young age, can have serious effects! So I suggest you don't take them now! But alas, it is time for me to depart, toodles!
Wow! I guess we shouldn't take drugs if they are so bad for us!