George Carlin Goes On an Airplane
George Carlin constantly interrupts the pilot's announcements
Hello, this is your captain speaking. In the event that we need to make an emergency landing...
CRASH! ITS CALLED CRASHING!
Well, in case of a water landing there are life vests underneath your seats...
Great! I get to float around on a float-y before I die of hypothermia. We should also have needles under the seats so that we can poke holes on other people's thing.
As we prepare to make an emergency landing, oxygen masks will drop down. Please prioritize putting on yours before your children's.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!
Explore Our Articles and Examples