Malvolio is so conceited! Let's prank him. I'll write a love letter to him from Olivia.
What is the woman you love, like?
She is a whole lot like you. Same age and same looks.
The letter says: "Dear M,O,A,I, I love you. To prove your love to me you must dress in cross-gartered yellow stockings and be rude to everyone except me whom you must smile at. -Olivia" Yes! Olivia loves me! Now my dreams of wealth and luxury will come true!
To Olivia: I'm not who you think I am!
**Aside: This clown is very smart to play the part of the fool while he observes and absorbs everything going on around him.
I am no one's fool for a fool is a husband. I am only a corrupter of words.
I love you Cesario!
Okay I'll stay and write a duel challenge to Cesario.
I'm going to leave, Olivia loves Cesario not me!
Olivia was trying to make you jealous. You need to challenge Cesario to a duel! **Aside: so you can get me more drinks.
Come quick! Malvolio is dressed in cross-gartered yellow stockings!
Thanks, I'm going to explore. I'll meet you at the Elephant in an hour.
I can't stay out in the open, meet me at the Elephant. Here is my purse, buy yourself something.