Meltrin lost his house, job, and now his cheating girlfriend Yoda. Contemplating literal suicide, he recieves a package...
Boss: We regret to inform you that we had to let you go
Landlord: You didn't pay your rent. As of today you have to move out of your home for renovations.
New Message from Yoda
Matrin It's me, your girlfriend Yoda. I have decided to break up with you. You've managed to lose both your house and job, from the time you were struggling to keep up rent, I cheated on you with your friend Crash from Mcdonalds. Now, we are engaged to be married at the space station next Tuesday. You're welcome to come to our wedding. PLS respond.