Fist of all, I live in a trailer. What makes you think I have enough cash to buy candy just to give to you little brats? Also, what the heck are you half-heartedly attempting to look like?
Moreover, if I were to give you candy, I would have none for myself! And why would I sacrifice my own pleasure for two idiots who have done nothing for me?
And who came up with the idea of trick-or-treating anyway? They must have been either loaded or a parent. I don't want to buy candy, I don't want to give out candy, and I don't even want to talk to people! So GO AWAY!