Charles was a popular guy. Everyone loved him. Even his teachers..
He never missed church on Sunday, and could sing better than Mariah Carey.
One day, A new kid came to school. His name. Was. Juan. Now Juan was good looking, had an unlimited supply of skittles, and had a Brazilian girlfriend. Suddenly, he was the coolest kid in town. Charles needed to fix this. So he simply beat him up.
Charles though jèsus was angry, so he prayed. “ jésus!! Is this my punishment!? OOOOF just go away! Why can’t you and Juan just leave me alone! “ um. Amen. Then he did the next best thing. He took a nap.
jésus didn’t hear him, because he had other plans. He was coming to take back his peoples.
Charles woke up as one of the last people on earth.