Hi Phil Swift here with the new flex air. Flex air is the newest innovation in flex tape technology. Now instead of keeping air out, it forces air in.
Due to the polluted atmosphere after world war 7, the air has become too toxic to breath causing alotta damage
*orange justice music starts playing* Flex Air is now a necessity to survive due to the toxicity (hierarchy), if you enjoy breathing without panicking and being too aroused(arousal), since you instinctively want to live (evolutionary/instinctual), and when you buy this product you will never need to breathe toxic air again (drive reduction)