A JMU student pets a quad cat for the first time and earns three wishes! But be careful what you wish for!
Look, there's a quad cat! Everyone says if you pet one its good luck, but I've never been able to.
Oh yeah! Well now's your chance! I have to run to class, but let me know how it goes. Bye!
The boy pets the quad cat, and the cat gives him three wishes (kind of like a genie). The boy is bewildered, but goes with it.
For my first wish, I wish my professor would kiss my ass! He's always giving me such a hard time.
The boy's professor shows up and literally tries to kiss his ass.
That was weird, I didn't like that. My 2nd wish is for world peace!
The boy gets a news notification on his phone that the purge is now active.
Alright, that's it, I'm done. I'm using my third wish to end this!
The cat asks him what he has learned, and grants his wish.
Everything goes back to normal. However, this boy has been talking to the cat this whole time, so everyone thinks he's weird because they can't hear the cat.
That guy is SO weird...
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