Speedy the Pig was the fastest pig in the state of New York . Speedy was so faasstt he could run 100 miles an hour faster than anyone else in the whole state. Why Speedy was faster than lighting.
Everyone for miles around knew Speedy and was joyful to tell and retell of his outstanding feats. Now one day, Speedy went to visit Dude Dog . Dude Dog was getting the infection, FLEAS!
Dud Dog said, "What do I do?" Speedy said, "I have a flea killing shot for you at my secret fort." "So where is the fort?" "I don't know, it's a secret," said Speedy. "So how are we suppose to find it? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT'S AT!" exclaimed Dude Dog.
"Take a chill pill," said Speedy. "BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY IN MY FRIDGE," said Dude Dog. "Ok Ok Dude, Its in my GPS," said Speedy "OOOhhh," said Dude Dog. So when they got to the secret fort they started looking.They herd something , Infected Fred!
He was going to infect Dude Dog even more, but Speedy sped around Fred, punched him in the face, and Fred died. Dude Dog's problem was salved and the folks in New York has a new story to tell about Speedy. And Dude Dog got to take his shot.