You got The Terror? Me too. We’ll be terrorized together! My name is Joshua Cruz. Hey, uh, Megan, I met you at that party
Uh, no, uhm, you must think I’m gay now. No uhm, you were just remarkable, you know?
Green! Po! Cruz! I have 3 rules. Rule 1, Speak when I tell you to speak. Trauma protocol, phone list,pagers. Nurses will page you. Rule 2, respond to pages and run. Rule 3, when I’m asleep, y'all better not wake me unless someone’s dying.
Po, get a CT, CBC,chem-7, tox screen on patient 112 Joshua,patient work-ups on all levels.Green,you’re on rectal exams.
By hour 7, they finally have time to eat lunch.
I can’t eat! I did rectal exams on 19 patients for the last 7 hours. All I can think about are rectums!
Megan! What is wrong with you? What did you do all day?!(eto) All you’ve been doing is staring at my lunch and not eating.
You know, it’s so scary to have attendings watching you every move
Try having your pager beep every single second. Melissa wanted a follow up in every lab result so my pager was just going on and on and--