See, a major problem among students is that they simply cannot balance their homework and projects with extracurriculars. After extensive research, I’ve found that the source of this problem is this thing called ‘sleep’.
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I’ve found that this ‘sleep’ thing keeps getting in the way of students’ responsibilities, and since many only get a few hours of it anyway, why not just get rid of it entirely so that people can fulfill their responsibilities?