It's invisible lipstick but it will make any female kiss you it will work on any female.
I'M NOT WEARING LIPSTICK!
Would you like to go out with me?
Happy and shocked
Marcus felt silly, he was going to see Ma Scritchet. "Come in" she said, "I have been waiting for you". "you want a kiss right?" she said, "eww" Marcus said "Not from me'' she said.
Marcus kept it for a week before using it. A new girl arrived at his school and he asked her out before she heard about 'never been kissed'. So he didn't waste anytime he asked her out to the disco on Friday night and she said yes.
They walked home, Marcus put on the lipstick when Fiona wasn't looking. They were at the door and a look came over her eyes and she leaped into his arms and kissed him! She looked shocked that she kissed him and ran inside.
Marcus had the lipstick on but faith went out of the room. Suddenly every girl in the class was looking at him in a very strange way, even the teacher.
Marcus went to a fair and there was a game called beat Big Ben get a kiss from the queen of the show. Marcus decided to steal a kiss instead, he put on the lipstick and the queen kissed him! But Big Ben said 'you can't get a kiss without a fight!' So Big Ben threw him in the pig pen and then he remembered Ma Scrichets words "it will work on any female" and then he saw the pig coming.