I need to grow a most excellent beard so people will take me seriously!
This place is beautiful, unlike my chin, which is in desperate need of a beard!
(Insert stuff about survival)Welcome to the forest we've got fun and gamesWe got everything you want honey, we know the namesWe are the people that can find whatever you may needIf you got the money, honey we got your disease,Forest, welcome to the ForestWatch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees,
If only beard-growing were this simple!
Dick Proeneke survived in the Alaskan wilds for 30 years. Unfortunatly, he did not have a beard, so I cannot take him seriously.
Dick was grateful of the beauty of nature and his own company for 30 years and he did not get bored.
Dick knew what he had to do in order to survive in Alaska.