prince idiot was the prince and heir to the throne of the kingdom whatever. he was tall with blonde hair and light brown eyes. he had no siblings and his parents were killed in a "tragic accident"
before he can become king, prince idiot must complete a quest given to him by the elders. the elders choose for him to rescue the long lost princess sally
one of the elders, jo, in the council seems to think that prince idiot cant complete this quest on his own. he also believes that the other elders are just trying to send prince idiot on a death mission so they will be rid of him. jo gives prince idiot some knowledge so that he isn't completely stupid anymore
prince idiot is given a dagger and bow by jo's wife the weapon-smith of the kingdom. prince idiot crosses the bridge of no returns and he sees his weapons change colors to green and silver
on the way to save princess sally, prince idiot comes across a box of puppies. as soon as he saw them he jumped back in fear, for puppies was one of the world's most formidible opponents. prince idiot knew he must defeat these fluffy beasts to get to the princess. he ran forward, tripping of the box as he went, and fell face-first into the cold ground. soon he fet the fluffy beasts on his back and attempting to lick his face. he quickly drew his dagger and jumped up, staring at the puppies the entire time. he stabbed the box, not hitting a puppy at all, and ran quickly from the scene.
prince idiot saved princess sally from the box she was trapped in. he then proceeded back to the kingdom and showed the council his achievement. the next day he was crowned king of kingdom whatever and he lived happily ever after