Sure me and my men won the Trojan war by using the handy horse trick.
Hello Odysseus would you like to tell us about your journey to the Trojan war?
Odysseus told his men to stay on the boat and they didnt listen they went off exploring running into the lotus flower and decided to eat it loosing all hope of going home and they refused to get back on the boat
We should leave before he figures out we are trying to take his food and water
What are you doing in my cave!
As Odysseus and his men try to leave the Cyclops named Polyphemus and he grabs two of the men and bites their heads off leaving Odysseus no choice but to defend his crew so he stabbed him in the eye
We should go explore Odysseus is gone and we will be back before he returns we won't get in trouble
When the crew left the ship to go explore going behide Odysseus back they found a cottage and they got turned into pigs but the witch Circe and Hermes gave Odysseus a herb called moly to help him defeat Circe and Circe let his men go turning them back inot humans, but sent odysseus to the Land of the Dead.
The Land of the Dead
Wake the souls of the dead who have been put away without a proper burial I am here to take you home and give you the burial you deserve.
When Odysseus gets to the island of the sirens as instructed but Circe puts beeswax in their ears and blinds himsel to the mast of the boat to listen to the sirens song lovely voice revealing the future. ,
Blind me to the mast of the boat I need to blindly see the future through the Sirens song