Hello, I'm Ellen DeGeneres and this is going to be a day in the life of a talk show host. I start off my day with brushing my teeth and then I take a shower, "Just keep swimming." is what I tell myself every day.
I brush my hair, get dressed, feed the dogs and cats. I then say goodbye to my wife Portia, and walk out of the door and hop into my car.
Once I get to the soundstage I greet all my colleagues. I rehearse my jokes and make sure my segments are ready, and then the audience walks in. I'm usually never nervous, I mean, I hosted the Oscars!!!