Bob Is Bored of his typical day job, so decided that he was going to become a criminal...
For the next few weeks, he was involved in many plots, and always managed to escape, so the Police nicknamed him, The Black Cat, because he always snuck away, uncaught
Then Bob's boss, scary Jim, told Bob he had to bring a plane down, so Bob said he would...
hiya Steve and Jane, Hi Kids,my nice law abiding neighbours,
However, When Bob was on the plane he had a good conversation with a lady next to him and saw a family sleeping soundly, and decided he could not do it, so the plane made it to Cyprus and he had a nice 2 week break
And When Bob returned he decided his life of crime was over so he handed Scary Jim over to the authorities, and Scary Jim was arrested and imprisoned for life.
So Bob got married to the strange woman on the plane and live happily ever after, they had 2 children together and no one else ever found out about his secret life of crime, all the neighbours just new him as Steve!