“Good morning manager lady person, and please call me Jose Rico Taco Nacho Quesadilla Mandilla Jones.”
“I prefer to be called by my full name by everyone, this includes you if you don’t mind.”
“I’m sorry, what was that?”
“Well okay Mr. Jose Rico Taco Nacho Quesadilla Mandilla Jones lets get started. So for my first question I would like to know what experience you do have since it says on your resume that you have no prior work experience. …
...blah blah blah! Get on with the funny bits!
“Okay Mr. Jose Rico Taco Nacho Quesadilla Mandilla Jones I will get back to you within a few weeks.”
“Thank You for this opportunity.”
A Few Weeks Later…
“I’m sure you won't. Now, one last thing, this is a question I ask all new employees, what do you want on your name tag?”
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