Hello, everybody. Welcome to the premiere of our film. I am the director and writer of this masterpiece. I would introduce myself, but you all know and love me.
And I'm Red, the film's producer. These are the talented actors you'll see in this picture.
Literally 5 seconds in.
20 minutes later
I'm coming to save you! WAGW@WGAGGHAAH!
15 seconds later
Post-Credit Scene
Well, that was the worst piece of crap I've ever sat through.