Billy Bob Joe is an ordinary dude who works at mcdonald's he thinks he will probably work there forever because how stupid he is. Like one time a customer said he wanted a burger with nothing on it so he gave him a bun.
Road of trials
One day while he was bird watching humans he noticed a man walk into the burger king next store about a minute later he came out fat and rich. Billy bob was curious so he walked in and saw a big machine making people fat so he ran out.
He didn't like that the machine was turning people fat so he looked online for help. He found a guy that was in the same situation he was in back in the 70's he agreed to teach him the ways of death kwon do for 50 bucks and he had to get a mullet like his Billy agreed
The return back
After a long month of training our hero was ready for the road ahead. He went trough the door and his first obstacle was the burger bounce where you bounce on moving burgers he almost broke his ankles. After that he went through drink dash where you run on a real skinny beam he almost fell to his doom but dive safely to the mat.
Then after the obstacles he faces the final showdown against the 1000 pound manager who could squirt condiments out of his hands. Billy certainly had a tough challenge and he tried to go straight for the button but he slipped in ketchup. It went on like this for awhile until Billy used the death punch and the manager disappeared in a poof. So then he casually walk up and turned off the machine.
He went back to mcdonalds where a huge parade for him took place and it was free whoppers for everyone.And they all lived happily ever after or did they?