That's not bad... This will totally help us pay for the French and Indian war!
We need money to pay for the French and Indian war... We should get the colonists to pay cause' we protected them; let's tax sugar!
Later on the Sugar Act was passed.
So today I was trying to buy tea, and apparently it was taxed for high! And said, "I'll pass", and I went to another store to buy tea and it was taxed but the next person wasn't taxed, must be the government. Again.
You too?! This is totally the government. Always taxing us.