I'm Rip Van Winkle and this is my dog Wolf. Everyone loves me, but my wife nags me all the time. Even the dog is scared of her. My kids are rowdy. Anyway, I'm going to the woods to escape my sadness that has been caused by my family.
I drank some weird stuff after I came across these weird looking dwarves. Now I will sleep for a long time.
Daughter, are you really telling me my wife is dead and that my friends have perished? Wow... I will tell this story to everyone even though they'll think I'm insane, but I swear it happened...
Oh my God, I haven't seen you since I was a baby... mom is dead and so are your friends by the way..